One fine day, cheeseburger wanted to sip some
ketchup to his mouth, but suddenly, chicken wings appeared with the hot sauce! He poured some in cheeseburger's mouth, and he was burning! Cheeseburger sprayed chicken wings his white stuff! While the bartender saw the fight, he called 911.
At court, the judge ask the bartender what he saw. “Cheeseburger and Chicken Wings were fighting! First, Cheeseburger want some ketchup, then Chicken Wings puts some hot sauce in Cheeseburger's mouth! And thats when the..." "Ok," interrupted the Judge. "Chicken Wings is a girl, and Cheeseburger is a boy. But the bartender is a cop! So, case closed! What do you want to eat bartender?" "Cheeseburger?" "Ok, ill eat chicken wings"
"NO!!!!! DON'T EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!" said the cheeseburger and chicken wings
At the end of the story, the judge and the cop finished their meal.
Bartender's special abillites: He has every license in the entire galaxy!
Wow unique and yummy story.. Made me hungry.. 
